not that anyone was particularly waiting for writing assignment two. here it is anyway:

my crush

dear my not-so-secret crush,

every time i am privileged enough to be around you my heart begins to race. you see, you are everything that i want to be and more. this crush developed what seems to be ages ago and the more and more i was able to see you work and do the things that God had called you to the more and more i fell for you. my adoration for you was one of my best kept secrets for a while, but like all crushes it eventually came out into the public. but that’s okay because now i could care less who knows how i feel. in fact, i would proudly shout it to the world that you are my crush. 

I HAVE A MAN-CRUSH ON ALBERT PUJOLS!

thanks mr. pujols that everything you’ve ever done on and off the field of baseball and the faith you display everywhere. 

sincerely,

andrew

ps. if you’re ever found to have used PEDs i might die.